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when you’re at your friend’s house and their parents order pizza

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(Source: bgcfan4ever)

the hell is this ?

snorlaxatives:

methfab:

snorlaxatives:

I want a sugar mama in my life

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not what I had in mind but she will do

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When theres a fly in your room and you’re trying to kill it then it hides for an hour then you finally find it

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(Source: lubricates, via ruinedchildhood)

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

(Source: promiscuous-petal, via we-rejustordinarypeople)

why am I only motivated to sort my life out at 3am

(Source: hatin, via black-pastel)

mhmm

Anonymous asked: I gave my boyfriend a handjob under our table in olive garden

killer-titz:

olivegarden:

I’m calling the official president of the usa 

madeupmonkeyshit:

when she find out you broke
stripteasebitch:

caught him sleepin :)
fitanne:

Acro yoga at 11,000 feet

me watching someone not drinking their drink when I’m really thirsty

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(Source: lindsaylohoean, via ruinedchildhood)