when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds
me during my wedding day : wow man you sure about this like you will have to live with me forever and stuff and you know I’m pretty annoying and shit
cute like you wanna pinch my cheeks or cute like you wanna make love to me
"so ma’am, how would you like to pay today? cash or check?"
we, as women, need to stop pretending we can change men. we have this mentality that we can transform a fuckboy into a gentlemen, and that’s just not how it works. once a fuckboy, always a fuckboy. don’t waste your time on a man who won’t waste his time on you
Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get